Welcome to "Pet Crazy" the Show: 2012 New Original Comedy Web Series

"Pet Crazy" is a new web dramedy about an entrepreneur named Peter who lives in Los Angeles and is referred to by the media as an "Animal Hitman." His talent to eliminate and dispose of problematic creatures of all sizes is rivaled only by his ability to maintain anonymity in the most high profile city in the world. With the help of his business partner and long time friend, Emma, Peter runs a telephone service called Pet Crazy. They lend a compassionate ear to people that have been troubled in some way by other people’s pets. These are the people that need a sympathetic ear to listen, and can return to their normal lives after blowing off a little steam. However, if you listen very carefully, amongst these callers you’ll find the people that really need us; the people for whom Pet Crazy was created. The woman whose child was mauled by a vicious animal; the husband whose wife is destroying their marriage to save a terminal pet. It is for these pained souls that Pet Crazy exists. For these select cases, we offer a very different type of solution.

Welcome to Pet Crazy.

Crazy Pet Fact of the Day

greatpitbullpic In one study sponsored by the US Governement Centers For Disease Control it was reported that 32% of all dog related killings of human beings in the United States are caused by Pit Bulls attacks, yet Pit Bulls constitute only 2% of all dogs. 70% of those mauling deaths were of children.   According this large federal government study conducted over a 20 year period the Centers for Disease Control concluded that Attacks by pit bulls accounted for one third of the fatal dog attacks in the United States. This study also cited the disproportionate threat these dogs pose to children. Children, according to the study, are the most vulnerable victims in dog attacks, with those under the age of 14 accounting for 42 percent of all dog bite injuries. Most of the mauled victims are between the ages of five and nine.

Thank you for calling Pet Crazy!

So you've fallen behind on your mortgage, one bad pitch away from being canned at work, and one Monday morning you miss your alarm clock because Fido next door spends all night howling thanks to his negligent owner, who's left poor Fido's heartworm condition unchecked and now they're eating him from the inside out. You're out of a job, Fido suffers in agony, and his deadbeat owner knows there's nothing you can legally do about it.

I think you've called the right place...